Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder in 2020, we now have ourselves an absolutely insane week that could feature multiple games played or not played for various reasons. There's a virus that continues to spread acro s the country, and it could affect up to four different games for various reasons. And there's a hurricane that could cause at least one game to be moved. It's wild out there in the right now, and these are unprecedented times. But that won't stop us from making picks every single week, so let's get to the Week 5 selections. Thursday, 8:20 p.m. ET (Fox) Point spread: -3.5 I don't like to make a habit of lazy journalism. Calling a team a fraudulent 3-0 club and calling for them to lose 24-3 and then nearly having it happen, though, kind of makes me want to double down and just fade the in a BIG WAY here. If only for the mentions from Bears fans. This line has dropped like crazy, probably because of the injuries that the Bucs are dealing with on offense right now. I'm nothing if not true to my brand though. Bucs the Bears here and gets a very small measure DeAndre Jordan Jersey of revenge against . Pick: Buccaneers 24, Bears 3 1 p.m. ET (Fox) Point spread: -2 I fully understand the Falcons are favored here. They're at home, they're desperate, they have a good offense (we've been told) and, uh, that's it? The are just playing better football right now. Carolina's defense has multiple rookies making major impacts and might Taurean Prince Jersey just be better than what the Falcons are trotting out. We have to a sume isn't playing in this game. I don't know if gets shut down like he did on Monday night in this matchup, but the Panthers will be able to match whatever Atlanta to ses up and then some. Pick: Panthers 31, Falcons 28 1 p.m. ET (CBS) Point spread: -6 This absolutely reeks of a cla sic Dead Cat Bounce Game for the Texans. You don't fire your coach four weeks into the season without a layup on the other side. And when you fire your coach, everyone realizes they have a job on the line. They elevate their play -- and might go nuts here against a very questionable defense. will want to prove himself as well. The Jags should get points -- I like the Over a lot in this game because of how bad the teams are -- but the Texans will be able to score at will here if they don't run the same old horrible offense Bill O'Brien kept trotting out. I don't think that will be the case, and I anticipate a monster game from Watson here. Pick: Texans 35, Jaguars 24 1 p.m. ET (Fox) Point spread:Cardinals -7 This is pretty simple: You cannot bet on the Jets. Ever. They refuse to cover. They refuse to be competent. They might get back, but they're downgrading to in the proce s. Arizona has looked very bad the last two weeks, and deep-ball accuracy in Weeks 3 and 4 should be a huge concern. does not look like the dynamic rusher we saw last year. It is fair to have questions about the Cards, but New York is unbettable. Pick: Cardinals 28, Jets 14 1 p.m. ET (Fox) Point spread:Steelers -7 Reggie Perry Jersey This is a giant line, and it's easy to pick the Steelers here. The Eagles and the entire NFC East are terrible. I have some concerns about the matchup of Philly's D-line against the Steelers O-line. And the Steelers had their schedule unnece sarily flipped on them with the dealing with the COVID-19 situation. There's a real opportunity for the Steelers to dink and dunk early, take some shots against a questionable secondary, score early and then force to throw against a difficult secondary. If that game script gets flipped, the Eagles are a live 'dog. If not, the Steelers should roll. Pick: Steelers 28, Eagles 14 1 p.m. ET (CBS) Point spread: OFF Who knows if this game is played. At the time of writing, who the hell knows. Some people are calling for the Titans' season to be flat-out cancelled. That's absurd. But the league does need to hammer Tenne see if it finds out the Titans flaunted protocols and potentially wrecked the season for multiple teams. I kind of want to take the Titans here in a "damn the man" kind of way as they continue to face major scrutiny from the league and everyone else over practicing outside the facility, but the Bills are just too good a team to fade and Tenne see's defense is not good at all right now. Pick: Bills 31, Titans 14 1 p.m. ET (CBS) Point spread:Ravens -13.5 Are the Bengals the best 1-2-1 team in NFL history? I kid, I kid. Kind of -- is freaking awesome. This kid is so Kevin Durant Jersey ridiculously polished for a rookie quarterback (especially for one drafted in a pandemic!) on a team with a really bad offensive line. The Bengals probably aren't going to win this game, but the Ravens are dealing with a injury, and I would expect we see a healthy dose of in the second half if Baltimore has a lead. Burrow loves the backdoor, so I'll take the two touchdowns here and watch him stroll through late. Pick: Ravens 28, Bengals 21 1 p.m. ET (Fox) Point spread:Rams -7 Are you ready for the EXPERIENCE? Dwayne Haskins was benched this week by Ron Rivera, in a move clearly designed to send a me sage to the second-year quarterback, with Haskins not even relegated to a backup role but instead slotted as the third-string quarterback behind . Allen won his first four games with the Panthers last year and this same coaching staff, so it's not impo sible we see a shot in the arm from the undrafted free agent. He knows the offense, he's willing to cut loose on some throws and there's a Dudes Getting Fired/Put On Notice potential bounce (back?) for the Washington offense here. Pick: Rams 17, Washington 14 1 p.m. ET (CBS) Point spread:Chiefs -13 Another game that's absolutely a "maybe" on being played this week, thanks to COVID-19 concerns with both teams. The have Jeremiah Martin Jersey had a positive test -- and have been disciplined for attending a charity function without masks and while intermingling with fans -- and the just played the . The last time we saw , he was getting an on-field hug from , who has since tested positive for coronavirus. There's plenty of reason to believe the NFL might postpone this game with all that's going on. If it played and everyone is healthy, I would expect the Chiefs to go wild here. Andy Reid dominates the Raiders against the spread, going 10-4 ATS since arriving in KC in 2013. The Chiefs are on a HEATER right now, going 11-1-1 in their last 13 games against the spread as well. Pick: Chiefs 42, Raiders 21 4:05 p.m. ET (Fox) Point spread: -9 The aren't a very good team, whether they